☀️ Acid Rain Riviera Shorts: Dripping in Dystopia
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Product Description:
Some people see a sunset; we see a warning. The Acid Rain Riviera Shorts turn a giant, burning orange sun into the backdrop for an industrial smokestack, belching out thick clouds of pollution as black raindrops fall from the sky. A bold, graphic take on climate collapse, these shorts don’t just make a statement—they scream it.
With a tailored mid-thigh cut, breathable fabric, and a fully lined interior, they bring Riviera-level luxury to an otherwise grim reality. Featuring an elastic waistband and adjustable drawstring, they’re designed for ultimate comfort—because if the world is going up in flames, at least your fit should be fire.
Whether you’re kicking back on a rooftop bar or contemplating humanity’s self-destruction, these handmade-to-order shorts let you do it in style.
Wear This If You…
✔ Prefer your sunsets with a side of existential crisis.
✔ Think pollution isn’t just a problem—it’s a fashion statement.
✔ Want shorts that go hard, whether you’re lounging or leading a revolution.
✔ Believe climate change deserves more than just a passing conversation.
Features:
✔ Breathable, Comfortable Fabric – Because sweating through a heatwave is bad enough.
✔ Fully Lined for a Luxurious Feel – Soft inside, serious outside.
✔ Elastic Waistband Adjustable Drawstring – A fit as flexible as your coping mechanisms.
✔ Tailored Mid-Thigh Length – Sleek, stylish, and built for movement.
✔ Riviera-Inspired Cut – Effortless elegance meets end-of-days energy.
✔ Premium Materials – Crafted from silk, hemp/Tencel™, and cotton for sustainability and durability.
✔ Functional Design – Side and back pockets for carrying whatever’s left of hope.
✔ Graphic Statement Print – A blazing sun, a polluting smokestack, and acid rain—because reality is dark, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.
✔ Handmade to Order – No fast fashion, just slow destruction.
